01 status
is it up?
a live read of the site itself and the fleet behind it. no marketing gloss — if something's down, it says so here.
site
checking…
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fleet feed
checking…
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model serving
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memory brain
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open incidents
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mttr · 30d
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last incident
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what this is, honestly: this page reads the site's own
/health endpoint, the fleet's status feed and the supervisor's incident ledger, all from your browser, right now. It's a real-time snapshot, not historical uptime — it can't tell you about an outage that happened while nobody had this page open. For real external uptime monitoring (checks from outside this network, on a schedule, with alerting and incident history), pair this with a third-party monitor like UptimeRobot or Better Stack pointed at dirtysouthalpha.com/health.
The fleet feed is a snapshot refreshed by a scheduled job, not a live socket. If that job misses a run, the page says snapshot rather than pretending to be live, and it tells you how old the reading is. The full record — every incident, its MTTR and its root cause — is on the incident log.